I Forgot To Mention The Footsteps!

I can't believe I forgot to mention the footsteps, but it happens constantly to the point where I don't think of it as part of the weirdness. Footsteps in the house. Footsteps walking down the hall. Footsteps outside on the patio by the kitchen. Footsteps in the bathroom. Footsteps behind me while I'm on the computer! And every time I check, no one is around.

"Hey, if you noise makers can see this, and need to talk, then talk. How can I help?"

And as I'm writing this, there is the sound of footsteps right outside my porch door.

"Hellooo...?"

Aaaaannnd nothing.

I'll keep you posted.

Peace, love and noisy light...
LaSal